Maid of Honour
Taya
My sister from another mister. We've been friends since Year 9 and, despite everyone wondering how we've lasted this long, here we are! Famously described by my mum as "the two people I'd least like to be stuck in a lift with" (she wasn't wrong), and once even congratulated by a former colleague on our "relationship"... which probably says it all. We've collected countless sayings, inside jokes and questionable dance routines over the years. If you know, you know... Kerching. Doosh. Nyah. Roots...Nosehair. Cheers K, tranks, bye!